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Public cat intake begins September 18

Every cat has another life.

What does yours
look like?

Nine real cats will become the Founding Nine—the first public citizens of Outer Alley. Each selected cat receives a custom cybernetic portrait, an original theme song and a complete identity built around who they already are.

CONTEST OPENS One month to enter

Free to enter · No purchase necessary · One cat per entry · Newsletter signup is not required

FOA-001 Turbo transformed into the cybernetic bartender of the Signal Bar
PROOF FILE // CREATOR HOUSEHOLDFOA-001 · TURBO
Turbo's original Earthside photograph before his Outer Alley transformation
EARTHSIDE FILETURBO · BEFORE

Choose the transformation

Still your cat.
Another life.

Keep them mostly natural, take them part cyborg or go fully robotic. You choose the cybernetic level. Their face, markings, expression and personality stay unmistakably theirs.

Enter your catFree entry. No purchase necessary.
CYBERNETIC LEVELPART CYBORG
Turbo as a Level 03 part-cyborg bartender in the Signal Bar
LEVEL 03 / 05PART CYBORG

Move the control. Watch Turbo transform.

FELINE IDENTITY100% PRESERVED

Natural fur and defining markings balanced with visible mechanical anatomy, armor and cybernetic systems.

NATURAL + TECHFULL ROBOT

Who are they over there?

This is not a filter.
It is another life.

The impossible sleeping position. The midnight speech. The chair nobody else may use. The habit your whole family knows. Those details become the uniform, machinery, assignment, story and soundtrack.

Nine cats will establish Outer Alley’s first public population. Every one will arrive as somebody new—and remain unmistakably themselves.

Earthside → Outer Alley

You know this cat.
Now meet the other one.

Turbo's original Earthside photograph
INPUT 001TURBO · EARTHSIDE
Turbo's completed Outer Alley bartender portrait
OUTPUT FOA-001TURBO · SIGNAL BAR
THE DETAIL THAT CHANGED EVERYTHING

“He’s an attention hound, talks a lot, but gets the job done.” That sentence made Turbo the bartender.

The first public cat registry

Nine positions.
All still open.

Your cat could claim one of the first public registry numbers: OA-001 through OA-009. The nine positions remain unclaimed until the selected cats are revealed.

  1. OA-001AWAITING CAT
  2. OA-002AWAITING CAT
  3. OA-003AWAITING CAT
  4. OA-004AWAITING CAT
  5. OA-005AWAITING CAT
  6. OA-006AWAITING CAT
  7. OA-007AWAITING CAT
  8. OA-008AWAITING CAT
  9. OA-009AWAITING CAT

If your cat is chosen

The complete
Outer Alley file.

Not a filter. Not a template. Each of the nine becomes a documented citizen with original artwork, music, identity and story.

01

Cybernetic portrait

A custom hand-drawn Outer Alley transformation built from the selected photograph and markings.

02

Original theme song

A custom track shaped by the musical direction, personality and stories supplied in the entry.

03

NINEPASS + OA number

A collectible identity credential and one permanent number from OA-001 through OA-009.

04

Profession + assignment

An Outer Alley role and location matched to the real personality behind the cat.

05

Official character story

A piece of Outer Alley lore built from the habits, relationships and details only the family knows.

06

Penthouse residence

A named Super Unit and borough assignment inside the expanding city of Outer Alley.

07

Resident Dossier

A permanent shareable home for the portrait, song, NINEPASS, story, residence and downloads.

08

Digital + print files

Phone and desktop editions plus a high-resolution personal print file.

09

Founding resident benefits

Founding directory status, Signal access, resident releases, community votes and early looks as they are released.

Premium Household Crew example

Three brothers in.
Three citizens out.

Bandit, Simba and Turbo began with real Earthside photographs, three distinct personalities and the relationship they already share. Their finished package keeps all three recognizable while placing them together inside one connected Outer Alley story.

EARTHSIDE INPUT // 03 CATSThe photographs behind the crew
Earthside photograph of Turbo and Simba together
Turbo + Simba
Earthside close-up showing Bandit and his distinctive left eye
Bandit
Earthside photograph of Simba posing
Simba
Bandit, Turbo and Simba together as recognizable cybernetic Outer Alley citizens inside the Signal Bar
OUTER ALLEY OUTPUT // HOUSEHOLD CREWBandit · Turbo · SimbaLevel 04 medical optic · Signal Bar bartender · paranoid systems scout
PREMIUM PACKAGE EXAMPLEHOUSEHOLD CREW // 2–4 PETS

One shared portrait. One connected biography. Every pet kept recognizable. One original group theme song shaped by the household’s real personalities and stories.

THEIR STORY BECAME SOUND
Same brothers. Two musical directions.

Choose a version to hear how the musical brief changes the finished song without losing the characters at its center.

HIP-HOP VERSIONBandit, Simba + Turbo
ORIGINAL CHARACTER THEME
Outer Alley mechanic working inside a futuristic repair bay SELECTION PROTOCOL // 001

How the nine are chosen

We want the cat
we can’t forget.

Personality matters. Story matters. A clear photograph matters. Follower count does not. This is a judged creative contest—not a random drawing.

  1. 01
    A clear photographEnough visual information to preserve face, coloring and recognizable markings.
  2. 02
    A memorable personalityThe strange, funny or moving details that can become a genuine character.
  3. 03
    Outer Alley potentialA profession, location or story direction that opens a new corner of the universe.
  4. 04
    A usable creative briefThoughtful answers about habits, musical energy and the life they already live.

The official entry

Four steps.
Then we meet your cat.

  1. 01Upload one clear photo

    One cat per entry keeps judging and registry assignment fair. Multi-cat households may submit separate entries.

  2. 02Tell us who they really are

    Name, species, personality, habits and the family details no photograph can show.

  3. 03Choose their possible life

    Suggest a profession, Outer Alley location and the music that sounds most like them—or let us decide.

  4. 04Submit the official entry

    Your email is used to administer the contest and deliver results. Joining the Signal is separate and optional.

The likeness promise

Your cat remains
your cat.

  • Submitted cats do not become Alley Forms house characters.
  • Cat likenesses are not placed on shirts, posters or products for sale.
  • Private owner information is never displayed in the public registry.
  • Selected artwork is created as a personal prize and directory feature.
  • Any public feature permission will be stated clearly in the official entry consent.

Although some cats naturally look similar, Outer Alley does not use submitted cats as the source for its independent commercial characters.

Official Founding Nine entry

We want to meet
your cat.

Free to enter. No purchase is necessary and buying anything will not improve the chance of selection.

One cat per entry. Families may submit a separate entry for each cat.

Private unless selected. Owner contact details are never displayed in the public Founding Nine directory.

Step 1 of 4Your cat
  1. 1Cat
  2. 2Story
  3. 3You
  4. 4Review
Step 01Who is entering?

Start with one cat and one or two clear photographs. You can submit another separate entry for another cat.

Step 02Give us the good stuff.

The tiny, specific details matter more than polished writing. Short, honest answers are perfect.

Step 03Who should receive the file?

This information is used only to administer the contest and contact selected entrants.

Contest communication only. This does not subscribe you to the Signal.
Step 04Final clearance.

Review the entry summary and accept the contest permissions below.

Founding Nine entry

Cat
Applicant
Email
Registry opportunity
OA-001 through OA-009
Entry is not newsletter consent.

Submitting this form does not add you to the Outer Alley Signal or any marketing list.

Keep this page open while the photograph uploads. A separate entry is required for each additional cat.

Contest calendar + rules

One free entry.
One remarkable cat.

The Founding Nine is a judged creative contest. Entries are evaluated for photograph clarity, memorable personality, Outer Alley potential and the strength of the creative brief—not follower count, purchases or social popularity.

Entries open Friday, September 18, 2026 and close Sunday, October 18, 2026. The Founding Nine will be revealed Friday, October 30, 2026. Eligible locations, winner notification procedure and the complete official rules will be finalized before the public contest launch.

OFFICIAL RULES LINK TO BE ADDED